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What areas of HubSpot do you work in?
Marketing Hub and CMS Hub — I do workflows, emails, landing pages, reports, and campaigns. Basically, if it’s in the orange ecosystem and not behind an Ops paywall, I’ve probably wrangled it.
Can you build custom HubSpot pages from scratch?
Yep. I work with HTML, CSS, JS, and the drag-and-drop editor when needed. I’ve built full sites and landing pages without relying on sketchy templates or pasting Stack Overflow into the void.
Are you familiar with HubSpot reports and dashboards?
I’ve built dashboards that actually tell a story, not just throw pie charts at you. Engagement tracking, lead funnels, email metrics, and sad little conversion rates — I visualize it all.
Can you automate things in HubSpot without paying for Ops Hub?
Depends but yes. Give me a workflow, a few custom properties, and the patience of a monk. I’ve pulled off automations that probably weren’t meant to happen with just lists and Marketing Hub tools.
Do you talk to your workflows like they’re sentient?
Only when they break at 2 AM and start sending emails from 2021. Then it becomes a full-on intervention. ("You were doing so well. What happened?")
What’s your usual tech stack?
HTML, Tailwind CSS, a bit of JavaScript, and WordPress when needed. Clean structure, fast load times, and no drama.
Do you build responsive/mobile-first websites?
Yes. If your website looks like a jigsaw puzzle on a phone, we have problems. I design small-first, scale up, and obsess over breakpoints more than is probably healthy.
How do you handle performance optimization?
I compress, lazy-load, minify, and audit until Lighthouse says "okay fine, you're good." No autoplay videos. No giant carousels from 2010. Just speed and simplicity.
Do you follow accessibility best practices??
Yep. Semantic HTML, contrast checks, keyboard navigation, the works. I like my websites how I like my doors: open and usable for everyone.
Do you name your divs like normal people?
No. Sometimes they’re named divOfDoom, theBoxThatShallNotMove, or just ??. But don’t worry — the code works, and eventually I clean it up. Eventually.
Why is your Spotify link in the contact section?
Because music is part of the vibe check. It’s the soundtrack to my chaos. The louder it is, the more focused I get. If you can debug and troubleshoot to breakdowns, you get it.
How do you deal with all the pings, and little red dots?
Red dots give me anxiety — I can’t ignore them. I go through every notification like I’m triaging a crisis. My digital space is either Zen-level tidy or the start of a mental breakdown, no in-between.
When you're not working, what are you usually up to?
Still coding, diving deeper into HubSpot, or trying to convince a div to behave. When I’m not doing that, I’m gaming — usually with snacks and regret. Hobbies that involve sunlight haven’t made the cut yet.
Do you ever log off or touch grass?
I’ve heard rumors of fresh air and vitamin D, but I’m more of a pixels and coffee kind of person. Logging off usually just means switching from work tabs to game tabs. My chair gets more quality time than most people in my life.
Why do you have an FAQ about yourself?
Because someone has to answer the important questions. Also, it’s cheaper than therapy. Plus, who doesn’t love clicking on an accordion?
Stats & Specs
| Metric | Value | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Projects Launched | 20+ | Lost count during all-nighters |
| Coffee Intake | High | Mostly during deploys and debugging |
| HubSpot Campaigns | 50+ | Workflows flow like a boss |
| Rage Quits | 0* | (*Almost once, but coffee saved the day) |
| Metalcore Listening Time | ~1,500 hrs | BMTH, Architects, A7X — constant background fuel |
| Average Response Time | < 12 hours | Faster if you mention good music |
| Tabs Open (avg) | 25–40 | Controlled chaos |
| Sleep Schedule | ??? | Trust me, you don't want to know. hell even I don't know |
| Divs Perfectly Centered | ~99.7% | That 0.3% haunts me |
| Notifications Handling | Zero red dot policy | OCD-approved digital workspace |
| Debugging Method | Questioning existence + stare | Intense focus, occasional existential crisis |
| Workflows Deploy | 100%? | Too many to count |
| System Uptime | 95% | That 5% went down for coffee, existential dread, or both |
